'Employee of the Month' wins with laughs

"Employee of the Month" wants to be "Office Space" for the new generation and doesn't quite make it. It is, however, a hilarious, if unbelievable, screwball comedy for anyone who has ever worked retail. Zack (Dane Cook) is a box-boy who has turned slacking into an art form.

He and his stocker buddies, not allowed into the exclusive and unrealistically decadent cashier's lounge, have even built a "club house" among pallets of bulk merchandise. They mock Vince (Dax Shepard) who continuously wins employee of the month by showing off behind his cash register. Of course, Vince is mock-worthy for many reasons, including box-boy Jorge (Efren Ramirez, of "Napoleon Dynamite" fame) who follows him around and stands at his cash register, his obsession with his run-down car, and his ability to suck up to his supervisors at warp speed. Vince has won employee of the month 17 times in a row and if he wins it just once more he'll win the prize - a "newish" car.

Then an even better prize walks through the door, a transfer cashier named Amy (Jessica Simpson, wearing things no retail employee would ever be permitted to) who is rumored to have a thing for the holder of the employee of the month title. Suddenly, Zack wants to compete and hilarity ensues as they fight for the girl and the title. While many of Zack's techniques, both for courting Amy and vying for positive managerial attention, are completely unrealistic, they are funny.

Director Greg Coolidge may not give us much to think about in "Employee of the Month," but he certainly entertains us. It's hard to tell whether Simpson is playing it straight or simply can't act, but it doesn't matter. Cook, Shepard, Ramirez and a delightful host of stereotypical but funny wingmen (including Brian George as Iqbal, the Middle Eastern man with many children and Andy Dick as Lon, the in-store optometrist with poor vision) keep things moving and the audience laughing. Dim but enthusiastic store manager Glen Gary (Tim Bagley) is a great contrast to the young comic team. And, yes, he has a brother named Glen Ross.

While the ending is cheesy at best, "Employee of the Month" is like movie theatre nachos - tasty but nothing that will stick with you all night. "Employee of the Month" gets away with a lot to be rated PG-13 for crude and sexual humor and language. This one's not for the kids, but it makes a great date movie.

Originally published in The Chronicle in October 2006 as Jade Lee Culberson.